A crab is a kind of food that is
Also known as alimasag
I don’t eat it because I have a crustacean allergy

So, no
I don’t want your lobster, no
Here, I’ll give you mine, and no
I don’t want to eat your oyster, no
Do you want me to himatay?

No, I don’t want no crabs
A crab is a kind of food that’s not for me
Did you know my bestfriend died when he ate some crabs
Swimming by the sea

So the crab’s approaching me
And I’m feeling kinda weak
Cause I know that I cannot digest it
Cause if it’s crab fat or taba ng talangka
Girl you know that I can’t eat that!

If it's pa-side mag walking
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
If you ate tahong and it’s red tide
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
Eating bagoong pero nagpapantal ka
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
Making fun of me cause of my allergy, oh no!
I don’t want no

No crabs, no love

See if you can't really digest some hipon
Then it's about time you drink some claritin
I don't find it surprising if you don’t have the genes
To at least eat these crab sticks

So let me give you something to think about
Inundate your mind with crustaceans to take you out
Kumain sa dampa and nagpaluto ng spaghetti
Next time mag baon ka ng fried chicken from Jollibee
Satisfy my apetite with something spectacular
Kumain ng balbacua, cansi and then pork humba

Basta sa dagat galing, hindi ako kakain
Di sasama sa beach outing, kung walang baong something
Meat na di galing sa dagat or something na nagfflow
Gusto ko sa lupa lang sila naggrow
Not really halabos or kinilaw na isda, or butter chili crabs
But you dont hear me though